Stephen Strasburg's debut performance was nothing short of amazing. I mean, 14 strikeouts and zero walks in seven innings, why that is the stuff of legend right there.
This got me thinking: After he performed at such a high level, is there anything that Strasburg can't do? I think not, so I compiled a list of things, once thought impossible, that I feel he will amaze us all with next.
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Stops the oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico.
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Cures cancer.
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Fixes the Metro system...all of it.
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Finds Osama bin Laden.
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D.C. Public Schools, now number one in the nation.
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Beats Chuck Norris in a fist fight.
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Redskins win eight games this upcoming season.
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Every time Strasburg pitches, stock market jumps 100 points, economy saved.
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Three words: no more potholes.
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Make Rob Dibble the most compelling broadcaster on the planet ... wait that will never happen.
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