While it may begin to appear that we're one-dimensional at SB Nation D.C., I'm here to promise you that we're not.
That being said, I have even more to tell you about Stephen Strasburg, a man who I'm petitioning Washington, D.C. to simply start calling "you-know-who."
I'll condense these two tidbits of information into bullet form for your convenience:
- Make sure you tune into the Late Show With David Letterman on Thursday, as "you-know-who" will be reading the "Top 10." Top 10 what? Ways to steal a batter's dignity?
- A baseball signed by "you-know-who" and inscribed with "MLB Debut, 14 Ks, 1st MLB Win" is up for auction on MLB.com. Make sure your checking account is in order before you decide it's a must-have; the highest bid is currently $5,060 with six days to go. (H/T Darren Rovell)