Considering how many D.C. sports personalities have embarrassed themselves by doing the John Wall Dance in the past month, it really would be a shame if Wall himself retired the thing. That's why this Wizards tweet was so alarming.â†µ
Obviously, this would be a disaster. Luckily, Wall himself denies the news.â†µ
@WashWizards naw I'm notâ†µ
Thanks to Twitter, the disaster has been averted. You may all now go back to mocking LeBron James fans with the dance. Maybe someone can give D.C. residents a one-hour show where they all just do the John Wall Dance. It would be ratings gold, right?