It's Wizards vs. Celtics, the last home game of the season for Washington. So it's nice of Boston to give the home outfit a fighting chance by sitting all of their most talented players. (Question: Is this good or bad for the home fans? Pro: The Wizards -- now one-point favorites in Vegas -- stand a realistic chance to get out of here with a win. Con: The paying customers don't get to hear Kevin Garnett swear at people in person.)

I don't usually do this, but in this case I will. Here are the starting lineups:

Celtics
PG: Delonte West
SG: Von Wafer
SF: Jeff Green
PF: Glen Davis
C: Jermaine O'Neal

Wizards
PG: John Wall
SG: Jordan Crawford
SF: Maurice Evans
PF: Andray Blatche
C: JaVale McGee

Von Wafers fans rejoice!