The Washington Wizards are facing the Portland Trail Blazers Saturday night at the Verizon Center, and as is par for the course with the Wizards and their "New Traditions", it took almost no time for Washington to so something (un)highlight-worthy. JaVale McGee is involved in this clip, but all the blame for this atrocious alley-oop attempt falls on the shoulders of Trevor Booker.

After the jump, enjoy the latest installment of Washington Wizards Keystone Cops.

(Video via @BlazersEdge)

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