Redskins Vs. Bills: The Excruciating Minutiae Of Robert Griffin III

Hello. As you may know by now, Redskins rookie quarterback Robert Griffin III played in his first NFL preseason game Thursday night. He played pretty well, and hope is still alive in the D.C. area that Griffin is, indeed, the savior of the Redskins.

However ...

We must say that some of the ... analysis, let's call it, was a bit too ... what's the word? Oh, yes. Comprehensive. Dan Steinberg already created a partial chronicle of this ... ahem, coverage, so to avoid stepping on his toes I've put my own examples of this excruciating minutiae (a phrase inspired by Elaine Benes) after the jump.

You see where we're going with this, right? Right.

But it's not all sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows (RIP Marvin Hamlisch) Screen_shot_2012-08-09_at_8
Oh, you've done it now, ESPN. You've really done it now.

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