Half Smokes

Our editors examine the excruciating minutiae of all things D.C. sports.

Wizards fan breaks up with team, switches to Nets

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Wizards fan Adam Gerloff doesn't just burn the bridge, he napalms it.

The evolution of Randy Wittman's press conferences

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The Wizards coach looked like a beaten man after Monday night's loss.

Photo: Shanahan wears porkpie hat with aplomb

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The Redskins coach has some fun with Chick Hernandez of CSN Washington.

Maryland to wear 'Black Ops' jersey vs. FSU

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What's a 31-point underdog to wear at home?

Crawford tries to stand in for Vesely at FT line

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The most memorable play of the Wizards season so far.

Shanahan and the Great Pittsburgh Caper (Updated)

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The Redskins lost to the Steelers October 28, but Mike Shanahan's day got a lot worse.

Harper tries to sell Stanton on Nationals

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Bryce Harper risks the wrath of MLB by telling the disgruntled Marlin to "Get some red, white, and blue."

United let it all hang out after emotional night

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Assorted reaction from a dramatic night for D.C. United.

Dynamo wants to keep Ovechkin in Russia

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Dynamo President Arkady Rotenberg is not willing to let his star go without a struggle.

Georgetown to wear camouflage vs. Florida

The Georgetown Hoyas will wear camouflage uniforms on Friday when they take on the Florida Gators in the Carrier Classic.

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