As you may or may not have noticed, we don't have a classified ad section here on SB Nation DC. But that doesn't mean we don't try to help good people out.
Washington Capitals defenseman Karl Alzner counts as good people, so we'll try to help him out.
These two tweets came from Alzner on Monday afternoon.
Thanks for all the nice tweets everyone.I tried this earlier but it didn't work so ill try again. Anyone wanna buy a Bowflex Treadclimber?— Karl Alzner (@karlalzner) May 14, 2012
Its the TC20, Reg.$3,300.00 I will let it go for $1,300.00. Literally used under 10 times. I can not deliver, I don't have a truck,— Karl Alzner (@karlalzner) May 14, 2012
That's right, people. Karl Alzner does not come to you with the Bowflex. If you really want it, you have to go to Arlington (at least that's where we think Alzner lives) to get it yourself.
We'll keep you posted as events warrant.