7:00, MASN2: Phillies vs. Nationals. Another walk off home run by Adam Dunn would make it mighty, mighty difficult for Mike Rizzo to let Dunn walk at the end of the season.
7:00, MASN: Rays vs. Orioles. Can the Orioles squeeze out a win at Tropicana Field tonight? More importantly, can I come up with a cheesier one-liner than that? Let's hope not.
8:00, PBS: The Tenth Inning (Part II): If you saw the end of Part I last night, you know tonight will be dealing with Barry Bonds, not to mention far off shots of children playing baseball very poorly.
8:00, BET: Like Mike. Laugh at the special effects all you want, but at the end of the day, Bow Wow ended up getting a basketball scholarship to USC. Did Thomas Ian Nicholas wind up playing in the majors? Nope.
In other words, a kid finding a pair of sneakers discarded by Michael Jordan in a movie and then turning into a legitimate basketball player is more likely than the Cubs winning the World Series.