Bryce Harper's Christmas Gift: A Puppy Named 'Swag'

Bryce Harper got a puppy for Christmas, because he's Bryce Harper, teenage sensation that gets whatever he wants. The puppy itself is adorable, and we're proud for Harper for his gift. Everyone should have the chance to own a puppy, even if they're athletic sensations.

The next step for Harper was a common dilemma: what to name his new pet? His decision? Swag. Yes, swag.

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Oh, dear. This means that Harper will utter the following lines when trying to train his new dog.

  • SIT, SWAG!
  • SWAG! LAY DOWN! ROLL OVER!
  • GOOD BOY, SWAG.
  • SWAG?! SWAG?! COME HERE BOY.

At least he'll amuse himself.

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(via Nats Enquirer).

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