Thank you, Gene Wang of the Washington Post, for this picture. Apparently, this fine young man ran jumped on to the outfield warning track late in the Braves and Nationals game last night. Mr. Bride looks quite happy with himself; Mr. Constable looks a tad non-plussed.
"Son, I saw Dennis Rodman in a wedding dress, I witnessed Dennis Rodman in a wedding dress, Dennis Rodman in a wedding dress was a punchline to all of us. Son, you're no Dennis Rodman."