Bryce Harper Won't Root For D.C. Teams, Won't Stop Trolling

I don't know whether to laugh or cry at the following string of tweets from Bryce Harper's account on Wednesday. For background, click here. For more, hit the jump.

Cowboys cowboys cowboys for life!!! I hate those redskins!Hah

— Bryce Harper (@BHarper3407) January 31, 2012

@johnnylobello19 Love my Lakers! Magic Johnson, Kareem, Kobe! All legit! Ask me any questions about my teams and ill know the answers!

— Bryce Harper (@BHarper3407) January 31, 2012

@nextyeardc who wouldn't like Coach K in the 90's come on! Duke is where its at!

— Bryce Harper (@BHarper3407) January 31, 2012

A part of me hates this, because Harper is being annoying and I hate all those teams. But a part of me is incredibly amused. As long as sports fans care about which teams their stars pull for when they aren't playing, you might as well troll them about it. Because really, this both matters and doesn't matter.