This should just about kill the fledgling "that's a clown question, bro" meme.

Here's the scoop.

Anyone that comes in during Happy Hour today and says "that's a Clown question bro" getsa free Jameson with... fb.me/26lbx893B

— Duffy's Irish Pub (@Duffysirishpub) June 13, 2012

There are so many ingredients here that might contribute to mayhem. Free shots. People who like to say "bro" without any sense of embarrassment or self-irony. And, again, free shots.

But we've always done what we can to encourage mayhem on a local level, and this would be no exception.

So again, that's Duffy's Irish Pub. 2106 Vermont Avenue, NW. Across from the 9:30 Club. Take the Green or Yellow Line to U Street and use the 10th Street exit if you want to get their quicker, according to these extremely specific instructions.

Happy Hour is between 4 p.m. and 7 p.m. today, so you have plenty of time to be merry and bro out. Godspeed to all of you.