Albert Haynesworth's Interesting Theory On Night Of His Alleged Sexual Abuse Charge

Everything that involves Albert Haynesworth has to include a strange quote or incident, right? Well, as it turns out, his sexual abuse charge is no different. Haynesworth, of course, is charged with fondling a cocktail waitresses' breast at the W Hotel back in February. But now that the charge has been filed, some of the details have come out, and they are amusing.

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Like this one, from TBD:

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When approached by a detective about the incident, Hayneworth told authorities "I know what this is about, she is just upset that I have a white girlfriend."

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"I couldn't tell you the last time I dated a black girl," He reportedly said. "She was trying to get with me."

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There's also the part about how he disputed a $12 drink on an $825 bill, via WTOP. Oh, Albert. What are we all going to do with you, other than hope you head to a different football team?

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