Play 1: his center snaps the ball behind him, he runs and gets it, has five Redskins running at him and somehow completes a pass for positive yardage.

Play 2: he lofts a ball to nobody on an all-out blitz and Kevin Barnes picks off the pass.

Obviously, we’re being a bit unfair because Romo’s receiver left him out to dry, but being unfair towards Romo is fun!