Okay, so that's not ESPN radio personality Colin Cowherd's literal quote on John Wall. But then again, it pretty much is. Even for someone as idiotic as Cowherd, his thoughts on John Wall's pregame dance are ridiculous. Can he actually believe what he's saying here?â†µ
Probably not, which means I've just wasted time getting angry at him. But regardless, I have to pass along Cowherd's monologue. Via Dan Steinberg at D.C. Sports Bog:â†µ
â†µâ†µBefore the game started, he spent 34 seconds doing the Dougie. That tells me all I need to know about J-Wow. Then he opened his mouth later and confirmed it: not a sharp guy. All about him. In that line last night, that 29-point line, when he was out of control, he had 8 turnovers. By the way, Rajon Rondo had 17 assists last night, 0 turnovers. Rajon's got rings, Wall will never have one.â†µ
BWAHAHAHA. But wait, there's more.â†µ
"You could see it before the game started. Magic would never consider doing that. It's just who he is. And you think he's gonna change now that they gave him $75 million? Oh yeah, I'm sure he's gonna life change now. It's not robbing the bank, partner; it's that you planned it. It's not just the act, it's that you thought about it and thought it was a great idea....â†µ
BWAHAHAHAHA. Steinberg has more. He pretty much nails it when he tweets that this was "arguably the dumbest thing I've ever heard a human being say."