Stop reading these words. Just hit the jump right now and watch Chandler Parsons -- who? -- give JaVale McGee the business in the first quarter of the Rockets vs. Wizards.
This is much more than a poster, friends. This is a GIF:
I mean ... as if the 360 degrees of groin-to-face wasn't insulting enough, Parsons even throws in a karate kick at the end. Wow.
(H/T to Kyle Weidie from the essential Truth About It)
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