In case you were wondering, the 2-12 Washington Wizards have received motivation from the following sources this season:
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- A white hard hat. ↵
- A "Game-Changer" coin. ↵
- Coaches gambling with players. ↵
- A charge board that has gone up in place of a board listing key statistical benchmarks. ↵
- Red Vines misidentified as Twizzlers. ↵
- Martin Luther King Jr. quotes, misstated. ↵
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Playing Tupac before the game, which may have been sanctioned by the coach. (Nick Young, last night: "Coach put on our little anthem before the game and got us going.")
↵ - A speech given by a member of the Marines. ↵
- Not being booed. ↵
- Not eating at Subway. ↵
- Defending Kevin Durant. ↵
Things the Wizards have not received motivation from this year:
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- Dunks off the backboard. ↵
- Losing (often times) ↵
This really is the most interesting bad sports team in the world.
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