Dear Kevin Seraphin:
How ya doin', big fella? Listen, don't want to bother you too much while you're enjoying your offseason and whatnot, but we were just curious about the stuffed SpongeBob SquarePants that you keep in your car. You know, the one that you decided to dress like the devil?
I mean, we're not mad about it or anything (actually, we think it's kind of hilarious), but we are curious to know what the back story is. We mean, is this some kind of inside joke with Randy Wittman? Is this a gift for someone? Was it a gift from someone? Is there some other story behind this we don't know about?
Anyway, let us know what the deal is. In the meantime, we hope you enjoy the offseason, and we hope that you take good care of Devil Sponge. Or is his name actually Beelzebob? Whatever.
Stay cool, big fella.
H/T Bullets Forever