Wizards forward Jan Vesely finished his rookie season averaging 4.7 points per game, 4.4 rebounds per game, and 0.8 assists per game. Sadly, Basketball-Reference doesn't track ghetto slang words learned per game, because if they did, Vesely's numbers would be off the charts.
Confused? Well, let us tell you ...
Vesely made an appearance on Czech radio station Frekvence 1 Wednesday morning and, for some reason, was asked about what swear words NBA players used in the locker room.
"During the season I learned a lot of ghetto slang words from my Wizards teammates." #veselyonradio— Lukas Kuba (@Luke_Mellow) June 6, 2012
Ah, cultural exchange. And there's so much more where that came from.
That's it. I demand a "Perfect Strangers" reboot, starring Jan Vesely and, well, just about anyone else on the Wizards. Let's do this, people.