No "ifs," "ands" or "buts" - this is how we mandate you spend your evening.
10:15 PM, ET - Nationals @ Giants, MASN 2. Will Livan Hernandez ever return to Earth? Probably, now that I asked.
9:00 PM, ET - Lakers @ Suns, TNT. Los Suns look to even the series; Kobe Bryant looks to continue to be unstoppable.
7:30 PM, ET - Czech Republic @ United States, ESPN. Last chance for players on the bubble to impress Coach Bob Bradley.
7:00 PM, ET - "Enemy of the State", FX. Because the ninth time is even better than the first eight.
7:30 PM, ET - "Seinfeld: The Ticket", TBS. Who's got two thumbs and catches every episode featuring Uncle Leo? This guy.