Stephen Strasburg will read the "Top 10: Facts About Stephen Strasburg" tonight on the Late Show with David Letterman.
In case you're too busy (read: asleep) to catch it live, CBS.com has posted a sneak preview for your entertainment.
After Letterman repeatedly butchers the pronunciation of Strasburg's last name, apologizes for it, and then continues to commit the error, your favorite pitching phenom counts down from number five to number three:
No. 5: Dumb guys think I directed E.T.
No. 4: I also scored the winning goal for the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup Finals.
No. 3: I blew my signing bonus on laser back hair removal.
His back better be smoother than smooth; that sounds like it was a pretty expensive procedure.
(HT: Lisa de Moraes)