Tonight's recommended viewing options (all times EDT):
7:00 p.m. - Texas Stars @ Hershey Bears, CSN. The Bears, up 3-2 in the series, will go for their second consecutive Calder Cup championship. If the game goes to overtime, look to none other than John Carlson to supply the heroics.
10:15 p.m. - Orioles @ Giants, MASN. The worst team in the majors on the road against one of the best teams in the National League. If you're an Orioles fan, you might want to chug a bottle of Nyquil about 30 minutes before game time.
7:05 p.m. - Mariners @ Cardinals, ESPN. You know the drill Nats fans: root against any and all National League contenders.
7:00 p.m. - Oklahoma @ Virginia, ESPN 2. Freshman Branden Kline will take the mound for Virginia, looking to stave off elimination for the second time in a week.
7:00 p.m. - "Extreme Pools," Travel Channel. TV Guide's description: "pool full of beer; dolphin experience; the world's deepest and largest pools." I'm officially curious, you?
7:00 p.m. - "Superbad," FX. You know what, Jules, the funny thing about my back is...
7:00 p.m. - "Jurassic Park," HBO Family. What would you rather be, a T-Rex or a Velociraptor?
8:30 p.m. - "Family Guy: Fifteen Minutes of Shame," TBS. Peter becomes a reality TV star much to Meg's dismay. Nobody cares about Meg, though, so everybody wins.