Dear Donovan Mcnabb,â†µ
You're the quarterback of one of the NFL's most recognizable franchises, people are looking at you. These pants just can't be worn.â†µ
There isn't enough cargo in the world to necessitate all those pockets. Please return those pants to the boys section and upgrade to a grown man pair of slacks. Thanks.
-The concerned people of Washington D.C.â†µ