Does anyone else find it funny that it rained heavily enough on the first day of Redskins minicamp to cancel practice? Okay, maybe it's not that funny. But for the sake of conspiracy theories, let's run through the possible reasons for the rain to come:
↵(Apologies to any atheists that read).
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- God decided that the weather should reflect the mood of Redskins fans after the Albert Haynesworth debacle. ↵
- God is an Albert Haynesworth defender and wanted the Redskins to suffer for his issues. ↵
- God wants everyone on the Redskins to not practice, just to feel like how Haynesworth feels right now. ↵
- God wants to show Haynesworth that he wasn't missing much. ↵
- Coincidence. ↵
I know it's not the fifth one, so which explanation makes sense?
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