Tonight's recommended viewing options (all times EDT):
7:05 p.m. - Nationals @ Tigers, MASN 2. Livaaaaaaaaaan!
7:05 p.m. - Phillies @ Yankees, ESPN. Root for the Phillies or Yankees? I choose death.
8:00 p.m. - Spain v. Switzerland, ESPN Classic. Unbelievable upset by Switzerland that took place earlier this morning. No team has lost any game in group play and won the World Cup since 1978 (Argentina).
7:00 p.m. - Penguins @ Capitals, CSN. I'm not sure which game this is from the regular season, but you will be satisfied either way. The Capitals won both home games against the Penguins: 5-4 in OT during "Snowmageddon" and 4-3 in a shootout in March.
8:00 p.m. - "I Shouldn't Be Alive: Date From Hell," Animal Planet. A young couple make a terrifying discovery after becoming lost. Maybe that the island they are is inhabited by polar bears, a black smoke monster, and a time-moving steering wheel!
6:45 p.m. - "I Love You, Man," MAX. Unbelievably awkward and totally underrated movie starring Paul Rudd and Jason Segal. Do it.
8:00 p.m. - "TV's Greatest Surprises: A Paley Center For Special Media," CBS. Thirty biggest surprises in prime-time television history.