On this day, 29 years ago, Albert Haynesworth emerged from his mother's womb and took his first breath in Hartsville, South Carolina.
If someone could have only predicted what a headache he'd become in his late 20's, perhaps someone could have steered him in a direction other than football during his early childhood.
Alas, hindsight is clearer than foresight, and here we are today.
So leave your gifts for Albert Haynesworth in the comments section. Mine is below the jump.
(If I was better with photoshop, you'd see Albert Haynesworth's face instead of that dude's. Whatever.)