Did you hear about how Albert Haynesworth is headed to Seattle? Yeah, me neither. Unless of course, you're browsing ESPN's NFL page, where this headline was up for a good part of Saturday morning:
Getting a little declarative there, aren't we? I guess as long as you put "Rumors:" in front of your headline, I guess you can say whatever you want. After the jump, some rejected "Rumors:" headlines at SB Nation DC.
Rumors: Haynesworth headed to Golden Corral
Rumors: Wall headed out for Chinese food
Rumors: Restaurant aptly named "Great Wall of China"
Rumors: Wall headed to China
Rumors: LeBron headed to Washington...County, Ohio
Rumors: Arenas headed to Europe
Rumors: Strasburg fans 10, gives air conditioning to others
Rumors: Wall shoots down Wall-E nickname