Half Smokes Hypothetical is a daily discussion that's not meant to be based in reality. Please don't take it too seriously.
↵One of my favorite parts of this job is following athletes on Twitter. Take Caron Butler, for instance. The former Wizard just joined Twitter (@realtuffjuice), and immediately tweeted about how he had to deal with a fire drill. Why is this funny? I don't know. Maybe it's the way he said it.
↵But anyway, I digress. Here's today's hypothetical.
↵If you could only follow one DC athlete on Twitter, who would it be? It could be someone on Twitter already, or someone who isn't.
↵Best answer wins access to my Twitter lists. (Don't all jump at once).