Tonight's recommended viewing options (all times EDT):
↵Baseball
↵7:10 p.m. - Nationals @ Braves, MASN/ESPN2. Singing voices, people. On the fifth day of Strasmas my true love gave to me, Noooooooooo Jayyyyyy-sonnnnnn Heywardddddddd. Four-seam fastballs, three strikes you're out, two hits is all, and a long-awaited Nationals win.
↵7:30 p.m. - South Carolina vs. UCLA, ESPN. Game 1 of the College World Series Finals begins tonight in Omaha.
↵Basketball
↵7:00 p.m. - Mercury @ Mystics, CSN. Phoenix are losers of four straight and 5-9 overall. The Mystics are 9-5. My gut says bet the mortgage on the Mystics, but my gut is also very hungry.
↵Movie
↵8:00 p.m. - "Coach Carter," FX. There are two kinds of people in this world: those who like Samuel L. Jackson, those who don't like Samuel L. Jackson, and those who really don't care. Wait, what? Just watch the movie.