Tonight's recommended viewing options (EDT):
Baseball
7:10 p.m. - Nationals @ Braves, MASN. Ian Desmond isn't starting, but Craig Stammen is! So there's that.
7:05 p.m. - Athletics @ Orioles, MASN2. The Orioles are on a season-high, four-game winning streak and are now a mere 22 games behind Boston for the Wild Card.
7:30 p.m. - South Carolina vs. UCLA, ESPN. South Carolina coasted to a 7-1 victory last night and can secure the College World Series championship with a win tonight in Omaha.
Basketball
7 p.m. - Fever @ Mystics, ESPN2. Both teams are neck and neck at 9-5 in the East.
Movies
8 p.m. - "Blow," Encore. Hey, am I wearing lipstick? I said, am I wearing lipstick? When I'm getting ****** I want to make sure my face looks pretty.
8 p.m. - "Cool Runnings," Hallmark. Derice, I've known you since Julie Jeffreys asked to see ya dingaling!