Tonight's recommended viewing options (all times EDT):
↵Baseball
↵8:00 p.m. - Home Run Derby, ESPN. It's a crying shame when the best home run hitter in the league (Adam Dunn, y'all) doesn't get to compete in that very competition.
↵Soccer
↵11:11 p.m. - Netherlands vs. Spain, ESPN Classic. This is about the time I estimate Iniesta will put in the game winner for Spain, which is about the only re-watchable part of yesterday's final. Also, since it's 11:11, please wish for the next World Cup final not to suck so bad.
↵Basketball
↵10:00 p.m. - Wizards vs. Clippers, CSN. John Wall poured in 24-8-8 yesterday, with the latter referring to turnovers. Can he improve on the first two and minimize the last stat? Does the pope crap in the woods? (Yes.)