Just yesterday, the Washington Kastles, our beloved defending World Team Tennis champions, suffered a devastating loss when superstar Serena Williams announced she was sitting out the entire season with a cut foot. Rumor has it she was crossing her legs at home and was holding a copy of her contract when it rubbed against her toe, causing a paper cut in a terribly uncomfortable place. These rumors cannot be confirmed, by anyboy. They just sound accurate.
↵But don't worry, Kastles fans, because the team has struck back with a huge midseason signing that will put them right back in contention. Via Twitter:
↵↵↵It's official! The Kastles have signed WTA star and Grand Slam Champ Victoria Azarenka to the team! Visit washingtonkastles.com for more.
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I know the Kastles actually won the title last year, but in the name of the Redskins "offseason champs" moniker, is it fair to say the Washington Kastles are the "midseason champs?"