Tonight's recommended options (all times EDT).
Baseball
7:00 p.m. - Nationals at Reds, MASN. Adam Dunn and, yes, Rob Dibble make their return to Cincinnati. As far as returns go, this one is as good as it gets. For tonight at least.
7:00 p.m. - Rays at Orioles, MASN2. Yes, you're reading that right. The Orioles have indeed been bumped to MASN2. Rejoice!
7:00 p.m. - Phillies at Cardinals, ESPN. You all know the drill. After the way their fans infiltrated our stadium during Opening Day weekend, it is our duty to constantly root against the team whenever possible.
Tennis
7:00 p.m. - Philadelphia vs. Sacramento, Classic World Team Tennis from 2009, CSN. What's better than live exhibition tennis? Tape delay classic exhibition tennis! But hey, anything to watch a Philly team lose.
College Football
9:00 p.m. and 9:30 p.m. - "Virginia Football: The Rebuilding of a Program," CSN. This is a re-run of episode 9 from last week, but why not get a close look at Maryland's bitter, bitter, bitter rivals in the ACC, right? (Note: bitterness slightly overexaggerated).
Sitcom
9:00 p.m. - "The Closer," TNT. This is Episode 2 of the show's newest season. I know, I know, it's hard to believe it's actually a show and not just some random commercial TNT shows during the NBA Playoffs.