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Half Smokes Hypothetical: A Real Nickname For Ryan Zimmerman

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Half Smokes Hypothetical is a daily discussion where we throw out a D.C. sports-related question based on the news of the day. It's a hypothetical discussion, which is what makes it fun (we hope).

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Last night, Rob Dibble gave Ryan Zimmerman his 500th bad nickname (slight exaggeration), calling him "Zimmernator" as he hit his walk-off home run. We can do better. 

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So here's today's hypothetical.

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Can we come up with a legitimate Ryan Zimmerman nickname that will actually stick?

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