Tonight's recommended viewing options (all times EDT):
9:00 p.m. - LeBron James signing announcement special, ESPN. Don't lie: you know you're going to be watching this.
7:00 p.m. - Padres @ Nationals, MASN. Could the Nats really sweep the division-leading Padres? It all rests on Luis Atilano's shoulders.
9:30 p.m. - Real Salt Lake at Chicago Fire, ESPN2. Really, I appreciate the effort to make the Salt Lake City team sound like a European team, but that name doesn't hold a candle to "D.C. United."
7:00 p.m. - Major League Lacrosse All-Star Game, ESPN2. It's sports, technically, so you could be interested. Maybe.
8:00 p.m. AND 10:00 p.m. - Waterboy, FX. Maybe he can replace Albert Haynesworth...