Tonight's recommended viewing options (all times EDT):
Basketball
9:00 p.m. - LeBron James signing announcement special, ESPN. Don't lie: you know you're going to be watching this.
Baseball
7:00 p.m. - Padres @ Nationals, MASN. Could the Nats really sweep the division-leading Padres? It all rests on Luis Atilano's shoulders.
Soccer
9:30 p.m. - Real Salt Lake at Chicago Fire, ESPN2. Really, I appreciate the effort to make the Salt Lake City team sound like a European team, but that name doesn't hold a candle to "D.C. United."
Lacrosse
7:00 p.m. - Major League Lacrosse All-Star Game, ESPN2. It's sports, technically, so you could be interested. Maybe.
Movie
8:00 p.m. AND 10:00 p.m. - Waterboy, FX. Maybe he can replace Albert Haynesworth...