Tonight's recommended options (all times EDT):
Baseball
7:00 p.m. - Mariners at Orioles, MASN. Who's ready for the big Erik Bedard comeback tour? Is he even pitching anymore?
Football
8:00 p.m. - Giants at Jets, ESPN. First football game played in the New Meadowlands stadium.
Really light sports night tonight, so let me give you some other options.
Other
8:00 p.m. - Ochocinco: The Ultimate Catch, VH1. Somehow, it's actually worse than you think.
Movies:
9:00 p.m. - Major League, VS. 'Nuff said.
9:00 p.m. - Blade: Trinity, Spike. I know Ryan Reynolds is in this, and he doesn't really fit; but it's still Wesley Snipes, and he's still fighting with a sword.