(Note: yes, we know this is a fake Twitter account. We're just trying to have some fun here).
↵The failure of Albert Haynesworth to pass a basic conditioning test has led many to wonder what thoughts have been on the hefty defensive tackle's mind. Fortunately, we now have the answer. Haynesworth has been tweeting up a storm about the trials and tribulations of his time with the Redskins and his rocky relationship with Coach Mike Shanahan. But Haynesworth is not simply a font of insidery Redskins knowledge, he also lets you know what is on his mind:
↵Haynesworth on dinner plans:
↵↵↵With that said, I am thinking of going to this Old Country Buffet ...
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Haynesworth on celebrity friendships:
↵↵↵Shoutout to my boy Allen Iverson. He sent me a text, it read "Al bro, practice is overrated. It's not even a game. Keep grinding"
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Haynesworth on Freudian dream interpretations:
↵↵↵I just woke up from a nightmare. I was an Olympic Sprinter and won gold, scared the hell out of me! Back to sleep I go.
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This is only the tip of the Albert Haynesworth tweeting iceberg. The only problem is that with Haynesworth trying his hand at the internet game, it leaves little material for bloggers such as myself to work with.