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The Blogosphere Is Distraught Over Stephen Strasburg's Injured Wing

The news that Stephen Strasburg may need Tommy John surgery has sent a shock wave through Washington sports media. The reactions have ranged from cynical, to pessimistic, to morose. Obviously, we will all take a few minutes before we collect ourselves and opine on what this means for the Nationals going forward. At least in this our darkest hour, we can focus our rage on our true enemy: Rob Dibble.

Here is how the blogosphere is reacting on the darkest of days:

(Warning! Strong language ahead! Avert your eyes if easily offended!)


The reaction of almost everyone...

Fuck this. I'm going home to drink.less than a minute ago via TweetDeck


The reaction of Wizards fans...

For the love of all things good: someone hide John Wall right now before he steps off a curb and gets hit by a bus or something....less than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®


Word play!

Curse of Le Bowdenless than a minute ago via UberTwitter


Run him out of town on a rail!

What would Dibble like to say now?less than a minute ago via Echofon



Strasburg probably out for 2011, Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin in town for the weekend. DC, my heart goes out to you. This is your Katrina.less than a minute ago via web


The real culprit...

This is all Tony Gwynn's fault! #strasburgless than a minute ago via TweetDeck



So if June 8 was #Strasmas, what is August 27? #Straspocalypse ? #Strasgoddamnit ? #Straskillmenow ?less than a minute ago via web



I remember how distraught I felt when a rookie Spencer Hawes had his knee scoped. And that was Spencer Hawes. #sorrydcless than a minute ago via web


Dire Warning!

I wouldn't want to be Rob Dibble today.less than a minute ago via web


More anger!

When the docs are repairing Strasburg, let's hope they stitch up Dibble's mouth, too. #nationalsless than a minute ago via SocialScope


Here is one for the emotionless robots out there...

Is Stephen Strasburg dead or just getting surgery?less than a minute ago via web


and to close it out...

The upside of Strasburg needing Tommy John? "Suck it up, kid" to be engraved on Dibble's tombstone.less than a minute ago via TweetDeck