Now this is the kind of marketing we can all get behind. Kudos to the bright spark in D.C. United's marketing department who came up with this kicker.
Photo below the jump via @BrianStraus of The Sporting News.
Honestly, we'd like to see this kind of advertising for all D.C. United matches. For example, instead of marketing the free T-shirt for the Seattle Sounders game (which could instead be presented as a delightful bonus), United could go with something like "Frasier sucked. And Singles was overrated."