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Alex Ovechkin Has A Direct Line To Vladimir Putin

Of course he does. Via a translated interview on Argumenti.ru, as found by Sarah Schorno Kogod of Capital Games:

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In a translated interview with Argumenti.ru, Ovi revealed this gem: He has a direct line to Vladimir Putin, who may or may not be the most interesting man in the world.

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"But it's not his cell phone number, but rather his home phone," he explained. "I call him often. But Putin is never at home. So far I haven't managed to talk to him yet!"

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There are so many questions that need to be answered here, such as:

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  1. How often does Ovechkin actually call?
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  3. What kinds of messages is Ovechkin leaving?
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  5. What does Ovi actually want to talk to Putin about?
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  7. Why is Putin not returning Ovechkin's calls?
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  9. What is Putin doing anyway?
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  11. Is there any way we can get our hands on these voice mails? Please? Pretty please? I'll pay whatever is needed.
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