While I still have my brain cells, here's a brief summary of what each Philadelphia Phillies fan in this interview planned to do to Jayson Werth upon entering the stadium Tuesday.
↵Female Phillies Fan 1: He's a fraud. We already said we're booing him. He never acknowledged he's a fraud. (Glad I wasn't invited to that town meeting!)
↵Female Phillies Fan 2: He's not welcome. (But he's coming anyway!)
↵Female Phillies Fan 3: He was cocky. (It's the beard!)
↵Male Phillies Fan 1: I can't blame him for taking the money (some sense?)
↵Female Phillies Fan 4: Women will cheer him, men will boo him. (Not the first three women in this video!)
↵Male Phillies Fan 2: He's going to get the same treatment he got in Washington. (Hell yeah bro!)
↵Male Phillies Fan 3: I still love him for what he did in 2008.
↵Male Phillies Fan 2 (again): But he still sucks (and he's Werthless. Get it!?)
↵Also, apparently Phillies fans dance before games? When was this a custom?
↵(via Nationals Enquirer)