More intrepid reporters than us should probably track down the gentleman we're about to feature and ask him why he felt moved to moon the center field TV camera during Bryce Harper's 7th-inning at-bat Saturday night, which ended in Harper creaming a 3-2 pitch off the centerfield wall for a double.
Actually, don't. On second thought, we really, really, really, don't want to know.
Congratulations on your first big-league hit, Bryce. And here's to you, Mr. Center Field TV Camera Mooner. Congratulations on your 15 minutes of Internet fame, which are running out as we speak.
(Via Baseball Nation)
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