Thank god for smart phones, right? I mean, without them we wouldn't have ever seen the tweets that brought this brawl in the stands at the Redskins game on Sunday to our attention, and we definitely wouldn't have this video that popped up on the Internet some time later. It's the age of technology people; and we're using that technology to celebrate a couple idiots who got drunk and threw hands at one another. Hooray progress!
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Here's my expert analysis. Dude in the Orakpo jersey is too drunk to stand up straight (You can tell within the first two seconds of the video while his belly is hanging out) and keeps bumping into the guy in the Portis jersey. The guy in the Portis jersey is one of those guys that interprets such a bump as an intentional challenge of manhood, and retaliates with punches instead of an "excuse me." Luckily, there was someone nearby with a camera phone who saw this whole thing coming.
↵(H/T: The Big Lead)
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