The Washington Redskins signed former Houston Texans wide receiver David Anderson on Monday night, which isn't an earth-shattering signing and probably won't be significant to the bottom line of the season. On the bright side, without knowing anything about Anderson as a person, something tells me he'll be giving some good one-liners to the press this season.
Just check out his Twitter bio.
Yup, can't wait for his first media address.
(HT: @HogsHaven).