Albert Haynesworth has done a lot of bad things in his time with the Redskins. there was the whole lying down during the Eagles game thing, fondling that waitress at POV and do we even need to bring up the conditioning test fiasco? And he did all of those things on just average calendar days. He didn't even have a reason to act like that. Who knows what kind of shennanigans he's going to get into today, because today, ladies and gentlemen, is Albert Haynesworth's 30th birthday.
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