Here is Day 1 in Washington Redskins training camp photos, proving once again that nothing in sports (except maybe Spring Training) features more awkward shots. Don't believe me? Observe, below the jump.
(Yes, this idea is a blatant rip-off of SB Nation Seattle. Yes, we're still doing it. Also, do check out our Facebook page, where we've picked one of these photos to be captioned. Our favorite captions will be posted at the end of the day.).
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Uh oh! Looks like someone's out of line. Mike Shanahan should make him run a conditioning test!
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Hey, Brian Orakpo, who are you checking out over there?
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INCOMING: JOHN BECK MISSLE
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Stop bothering Mike Shanahan, you guys.
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Ryan Kerrigan can't even look his opponent in the eye. That's fighting intimidation right there.
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Hey, Bruce, where's Santonio Holmes? I thought I told you to give him whatever he wanted!
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Earth! Wind! Water! Fire! Heart! With our powers combined, we are Captain Hog!
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"So ... I'm impressed with your cardiovascular endurance."
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"I really should stick gum in all of these. That would be fun ... wait a minute, they're all football players twice my size."
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That's a pretty awkward place to find a sheet of toilet paper.
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Hey, come on Rook, you're supposed to lift me into this thing!
You know I'm twice your size, right?
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Chris: Aww, man, they replaced you in the booth? Sorry bro. That sucks.
Joe: Yeah, something about how I talked too much. I don't get it. I'm a broadcaster. I'm supposed to talk a lot.
Chris: Yeah...
Joe: That Mayock guy never said anything. It's unbelievable! You don't think I talk too much, right?
Chris: (long pause). No, no no no. Talk too much? C'mon. I think you should talk more!
Joe: Really?
Chris: No, dude. Hell no.