Stop reading these words. Just hit the jump right now and watch Chandler Parsons -- who? -- give JaVale McGee the business in the first quarter of the Rockets vs. Wizards. This is much more than a poster, friends. This is a GIF: I mean ... as if the 360 degrees of groin-to-face wasn't insulting enough, Parsons even throws in a karate kick at the end. Wow. (H/T to Kyle Weidie from the essential Truth About It) For more on the game, follow our Rockets vs. Wizards stream and visit our Wizards blog, Bullets Forever for the latest news and smart fan perspective.