The Washington Wizards Get Motivation From Very Random Sources

In case you were wondering, the 2-12 Washington Wizards have received motivation from the following sources this season:

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• A white hard hat.
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• A "Game-Changer" coin.
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• Coaches gambling with players.
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• A charge board that has gone up in place of a board listing key statistical benchmarks.
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• Red Vines misidentified as Twizzlers.
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• Martin Luther King Jr. quotes, misstated.
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• Playing Tupac before the game, which may have been sanctioned by the coach. (Nick Young, last night: "Coach put on our little anthem before the game and got us going.")
  
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• A speech given by a member of the Marines.
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• Not being booed.
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• Not eating at Subway.
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• Defending Kevin Durant.
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Things the Wizards have not received motivation from this year:

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• Dunks off the backboard.
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• Losing (often times)
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This really is the most interesting bad sports team in the world.

(Assist to Dan Steinberg for this).